Sweet Ben's Pink Lemonade

• 2 oz lemonade


• 1 oz X-Rated Fusion Liqueur


• 1 oz SKYY Vodka

Serve in a highball glass filled with ice. Garnish with lemon wedge

Inspired by Mrs Robinson in the Graduate, 1967 played by Anne Bancroft

Dear, sweet Benjamin Braddock. Only 21, how could he have prepared for the ultimate MILF, Mrs. Robinson, to hatch her deviant plan to take this boy as her object of desire? And so expertly she seduced and corralled this youth, reigning him in with her sexual maturity and prowess. In an extremely ironic twist, Ben leaves Mrs. Robinson after being coerced into dating her daughter, and the once sufficient Mrs. Robinson is dropped like an old shoe. Such ingratitude for his former mentor! If only she had had served this spiced up lemonade, maybe she could have kept her man!

Gabrielle's X-Rated Kiss

• 1.5 oz X- Rated Fusion Liqueur


• 1.5 oz SKYY Vodka


• Drizzle of Raspberry Liqueur

Shake over ice and serve in a martini glass. Drizzle black raspberry liqueur down sides of glass.

Inspired by Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives, 2004 played by Eva Longoria

Such a luxurious, simple drink, for such a high-maintenance housewife with

high- society standards. A one time model, Gabrielle Solis wasn't satisfied with one man, so she added the yard boy to her roster of lovers. But unlike Mrs. Solis, you'll be a bit more faithful to this cocktail, though we can't guarantee that you'll be able to have just one.

X Meeting Mrs. Bing

• 1 part Prosecco


• 1 part Peach Puree


• Splash of X-Rated Fusion Liqueur

Pour ingredients in a champagne glass, add splash of X-Rated Fusion Liqueur

and serve.

Inspired by Chandler's Mom in Friends, 1994 played by Morgan Fairchild

Who could resist the beautiful romance novelist Mrs. Nora Bing, mother of Chandler from Friends? Certainly, not Ross Geller who smooched this beauty in the first season and was accused of being "a mother-kisser" by the son of the foxy mama. Hey, don't moms deserve a little fun too? Toast this family's free loving spirit with this tasty, peachy cocktail.

Blanche's X-Rated Julep

• 1 1/2 oz grapefruit


• 1 1/2 oz X-Rated Fusion Liqueur


• Mint leaves


• 2 tsp sugar

Muddle 3-4 mint leaves with 2 tsp sugar. Add other ingredients, shake over ice and strain into highball filled with crushed ice. Top with soda.

Inspired by Blanche Devereaux in The Golden Girls, 1985 played by Rue McClanahan

One often thinks of Southern Belles as meek and mild types, but Blanche Devereaux kept her roommates' eyes wide-open with her saucy tales of romance and not-so clandestine canoodling. Though married most of her life to her high school sweetheart George, Blanche wasn't about to let having fifty years under her belt slow her down. Perhaps Blanche said it best when she said "He is so sophisticated and charming and rich and handsome. He fairly screams Blanche. At least, he will when I'M through with him." Go get him, grandma!

Julie Cooper's Many X's

• 2/3 glass of Champagne


• 1 oz X-Rated Fusion Liqueur poured on top

Pour ingredients into champagne glass and serve.

Inspired by Julie Cooper in The O.C., 2003 played by Melinda Clarke

Marissa who? While Ryan's doe-eyed girlfriend tearily blinked her way through a few years of high school, our sights were set on the sizzling Julie Cooper - baiting her friend's dad, snagging her daughter's ex-boyfriend, snuggling up to her convict ex-husband...wow! We watched her go from the motel to the mansion to the trailer park and from the arms of one lover to another. It's safe to say she'd like this flirty, bright, and classy drink, though we bet she'd be more interested in the price tag of the champagne than the fizziness of the bubbles.

Samantha Jones' Community Service

• 1 part X-Rated Fusion Liqueur
  
  


• 1 part coconut rum


• Splash of pineapple juice


• Splash of cherry juice


• Splash of tonic

Shake ingredients over ice and strain into a chilled, sugar-rimmed martini glass. Sprinkle with coconut flakes and garnish with two cherries.

Inspired by Samantha Jones in Sex and the City, 1998 played by Kim Cattrall

Sure you might have aligned yourself with Carrie, identified with Miranda or called yourself a Charlotte, but every woman's at least a little jealous of the confident, outspoken, and oh-so-sexually liberated Samantha Jones. The head of her own public relations company, this gal's way more loyal to her friends than she is to her boyfriends...or the temporary girlfriend. For the amount of work she put in behind closed doors--and occasionally out in the open--Ms. Jones deserved to end up with the hunky Smith Jerrod. Give this sexy New Yorker props with this sweet and playful cocktail.

The X-Rated Rec Room

• 1 part X-Rated Fusion Liqueur


• 1 part Cabo Wabo Tequila


• 2 parts sweet & sour


• Splash Rose's lime juice


• 2 fresh lime wedges


• Top with 7-Up

Mix ingredients in a margarita glass, add lime garnish and top with 7-Up.

Inspired by Stifler's mom in American Pie, 1999 played by Jennifer Coolidge

Lucky Finch. Stumbling upon the rec room and finding Stifler's mom waiting like a spider in her web. This mochaccino-drinking neophite scores with Stifler's mom, who, lucky for him, has a palate pleased by 18 year olds. Sure a younger guy who acts twice his age can be cute, but cute enough to attract this bombshell? Try this twist on the traditional margarita and toast the matriarch of this party house for making Finch a man on prom night.

The Real Wedding Crasher

• 1 part X-Rated Fusion Liqueur


• Splash of orange liqueur or triple sec


• Splash of cranberry juice


• Squeeze of fresh lime wedge

Shake ingredients over ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Add squeeze of fresh lime wedge, garnish with a lime twist and serve.

Inspired by Kathleen Cleary in Wedding Crashers, 2005 played by Jane Seymour

A cougar doesn't need to wait for men to come to her so Kathleen Cleary marches into John's room to demand he inspect her remodeled assets. After threatening to make John her prisoner, "Kitty Kat's" game of cat and mouse pays off when she finally gets him to paw her. Though she gets what she wants-and cougars almost always do-she dismisses the groper as a "pervert". Yes, it can be hard to spot a little bit of crazy in such a lovely package; but your eyes aren't lying when they tell your tastebuds to anticipate the deliciousness of this pretty, tasty cocktail.

The Bossy X

• X-Rated Fusion Liqueur


• Lots of ice

Inspired by Mona Robinson in Who's the Boss, 1984 played by Katherine Helmond

If you're a fashionable sexpot whose uptight executive daughter's dating the live-in help, this may be the cocktail that's straightforward enough for a gal like you. Who keeps it real like a woman who describes herself as "the irresponsible, wise-cracking center of the universe"? A feisty, opinionated cougar, this Mrs. Robinson graced the screen about 20 years after her Graduate predecessor but her snappy sassitude and predilection for blue-collar younger men puts this hot-to-trot mother in a league of her own.

The Dean's Wife

• 2 oz. X-Rated Fusion Liqueur


• lemon-lime or club soda


• Lots of ice

Inspired by Marion Wormer in Animal House, 1978 played by Verna Bloom

She's a tough one, Mrs. Wormer, and we loved the way she gives the lusty Otter a grilling in the produce section when she schools him on sensuous people and sensual vegetables. Though she may have initially feigned having little interest in Otter's wares, her tune certainly changed when she shows up at the frat house later that night and insists "Cut the crap. Give me a drink." Hey, when your husband is the most hated man on campus, we think you're owed one.